Funny Joke
“I recall my first time with a condom, I was 10 or so. I went in to buy a
packet of condom at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant
behind the poker chip, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me
the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this
is my first time.’
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb.
She cautioned me to make sure it was on close-fitting and safe. I apparently
still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was
empty. It was empty.
‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my
hand, she led me into the back room, opened her blouse and removed it. She
unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then
said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped
her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.
‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her.
It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and I was
done within a few moments.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she
asked.I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.
She fainted.”
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