Funny jokes
A child asked his father, "How were people born?"
So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became
adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother,
asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we developed
to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said,
"You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking
about her side of the family."
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A MUST LAUGH JOKE
There was a cathedral that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and inquired the priest if he could try. He went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The priest gave him the job.
One Sunday, the boy ran straight toward the bell with his face and missed, so he fell off the tower and died.
"Congregation," the priest said before the assembled masses.
"Does anybody know this boy's name? I don't know him, but his face ornaments
a bell."
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A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him and says, "Hey,
wanna hear a blond joke?"
The man said to the blind man, "Look companion, I'm flaxen. The man
behind me is a 500-pound professional wrestler, and he's blond. The bouncer is flaxen.
The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond
joke?" The blind man was silent for a moment and then said, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it ten times."
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