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Funny Jokes

Funny jokes

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we developed to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

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A MUST LAUGH JOKE

There was a cathedral that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and inquired the priest if he could try. He went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The priest gave him the job.

One Sunday, the boy ran straight toward the bell with his face and missed, so he fell off the tower and died.

"Congregation," the priest said before the assembled masses. "Does anybody know this boy's name? I don't know him, but his face ornaments a bell."

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A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?"

The man said to the blind man, "Look companion, I'm flaxen. The man behind me is a 500-pound professional wrestler, and he's blond. The bouncer is flaxen. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?"
The blind man was silent for a moment and then said, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it ten times."

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CHELSEA COACH MOURINHO HAS PLACE REMY ON NOTICE

CHELSEA COACH JOSE MOURINHO HAS PLACE REMY ON NOTICE

Loic Remy

Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho is scheduling for more armaments this season.

And the Different One has put Loic Remy on notice.

"With the strikers we have, we can play with two strikers together more than we did before. We have three very good strikers, and all of them with special motivations.

"(Loic) Remy wants to go back to the national team and has a Euro (2016) to play in a year in his own country. Diego (Costa) is very frustrated because the last three months of the season were full of frustration and injuries for him. (Radamel) Falcao had a very bad season and is frustrated because people in England don't know the real Falcao.

"All of them are very fervent. And my wingers can play all play very well defensively. (Eden) Hazard couldn't, but now he can. Willian can; (Victor) Moses, Ramires when they play in the side. We have options to be different and to be more unpredictable. We can create problems for the opposition when they play against us. We can play with two strikers or one, so we have more options."  

This are the photos of the legend's that keep the strength of Chelsea stronger

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Hazard

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Diego Costa

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